A pancake’s life cycle is simple. It starts as a simple wheat plant in a field, thinking thoughts of wind blowing it around and getting revenge on said wind. Fortunately when they are simple wheat plants, they are not very smart. If they had more brain power in early stages we would see fields of wheat migrating to less windy areas. If the catastrophe of wheat growing larger brains actually happened, very few areas would be suitable for growing wheat. The interesting thing about wheat plants is that the wheat seeds are actually its brain. Meaning that when we plant a field of wheat we are dropping hundreds of undeveloped pancake cells into the ground.
The second stage of a pancakes life cycle is flour. A pound of flour is much smarter than the wheat (about the IQ of a 5 year old) but lacks the ability to move. One interesting thing about flour is that the more that is in a group the smarter it is. Unfortunately there is no way to read the thoughts of flour or we could solve the great mysteries of life, because a truck full of flour would be smarter than any human.
One overlooked section of the life cycle of pancakes is the life cycle of maple trees which is a seed, a sprout, a sapling, a tree. Then the sap is extracted from the tree. Happy?
Then comes pancakes. Pancakes are frisbee shaped discs of goodness which you poor maple tree blood on to make them explode your head with all the goodness.
The End
The second stage of a pancakes life cycle is flour. A pound of flour is much smarter than the wheat (about the IQ of a 5 year old) but lacks the ability to move. One interesting thing about flour is that the more that is in a group the smarter it is. Unfortunately there is no way to read the thoughts of flour or we could solve the great mysteries of life, because a truck full of flour would be smarter than any human.
One overlooked section of the life cycle of pancakes is the life cycle of maple trees which is a seed, a sprout, a sapling, a tree. Then the sap is extracted from the tree. Happy?
Then comes pancakes. Pancakes are frisbee shaped discs of goodness which you poor maple tree blood on to make them explode your head with all the goodness.
The End