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"I is the title" said the title
To keep yourself from starving when stuck on a desert island with enough food to feed a million whales, what should one do?
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Throw it in the ocean.
Make a house out of it.
Crush all the food and shape it into people so you won't be lonely.
Burn it to keep warm.
Swim to the bottom of the ocean to eat a pineapple and make Spongebob very sad.
If other, please specify
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Type your sad, depressing, horrible answer here.
Are you a camel?
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Yes!
Maybe...yes
:(
YEAH!!!!
This isn't fair! D:
Do hippos tend to lope into other people's houses uninvited?
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Once I did that to an avocado...
Once I sawed 'di hippo fing com'in in my laws so 'den i frewed a brick and keeled 'da thing.
YES! I see them in my house all the time!!!
I see them in my sock drawer at night. WHATS HAPPENING TO MY BRAIN!?!?!?!?!?!?
Yup! They're plotting my death right as I answer this question!!
How can I succesfully swallow a live narwhal?
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Redefine "swallow". Then I can "swallow" it.
Slice it in half and eat it's insides with a spork. >:D
Burn it. Then eat its ashes.
Grease it with a piece of lard so it can slide down your throat.
Peel its skin off and eat it. then eat the insides like an apple.
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